It's the most wonderful time with my beer With the drinking and yelling And everyone telling you "Hey buddy, cheers!" It's the most wonderful time with my beer It's the most happenin' party of all With the ladies we’re meeting causing drunk bar beatings but we’ll win the brawl It's the most happenin' party of all There'll be parties for hosting with chicks for pork roasting and then we’ll be doing some blow There'll be hairy bush stories And tales of the glories of parties from long, long ago It's the most wonderful time with my beer There'll be much liquor going And beers will be flowing oh the party is here It's the most wonderful time with my beer There'll be parties for hosting with chicks for pork roasting and then we’ll be doing some blow There'll be hairy bush stories And tales of the glories of parties from long, long ago It's the most wonderful time with my beer There'll be much liquor going And beers will be flowing oh the party is here It's the most wonderful time It's the most wonderful time It's the most wonderful time with my beer

Bottles ring As they’re clinkin’ In the bar Where were drinkin' A beautiful sight, We're all drinkin' tonight Drinkin' in a winter wasted land Gone away, are the Blue Ribbons Here to stay, is the Gibsons We sing a drunk song, As we go along Drinkin' in a winter wasted land We can drink a 60 of Bow Valley And pretend that it is Gold Patrone We’ll ask are you married She’ll say yes man But we can do the job When we're in town Later on We'll conspire As we drink by the fire We’re up to get laid With a romp in the hay Drinkin' in a winter wasted land Bottles ring As they’re clinkin’ In the bar Where were drinking A beautiful sight, We're all drinkin' tonight Drinkin' in a winter wasted land Gone away, are the blue ribbons Here to stay is the Gibsons We sing a drunk song, As we go along Drinkin' in a winter wastedland In the meadow, we can drink even more And Party until the sun is down Gotta make another run to the beer store How will we get to the other side of town? When it snows Ain't it thrilling Oh your beer, gets a chilling We'll drink every day, the Shotgunner way Drinkin' in winter wasted land

Merry XXXmas Gotta keg in the snow and it’s ready to go Talkin' booze and drugs and Sexmas Stuff some stockings, eat some pie We’ll be drinking 'til the new year Got some hoe hoe hoe’s and they're ready to go We'll be drinkin' all of your beers A shot of eggnog in my rye Deck my balls with chicks named Holly Tis the season to be drunk and jolly Last Christmas I gave you a keg That same day we drank it away And tonight we drink again! Merry XXXmas Santa's back with a great big sack Talkin booze and drugs and sexmas Keep your stick on the ice, we're drinkin' tonight Sloppy holiday Cheers Been drinkin' a lot but the night's not done Shotgunnin' twenty-eight beers And shot of eggnog in my rum Merry XXXmas Gotta keg in the snow and it’s ready to go Talkin' booze and drugs and Sexmas Stuff some stockings, eat some pie We’ll be drinking 'til the new year Got some hoe hoe hoe’s and they're ready to go We'll be drinkin' all of your beers A shot of eggnog in my rye Blurry sight, a heavy night All is loud and all is right We got the list we’re checkin' it twice For the babes, who are naughty, not nice And tonight we’re going jingle all the way!