A Shotgunner Christmas

by Shotgunner

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This festive Christmas album is brought to you by all of the blood, sweat, tears, rum, and beers spilled by yours truly during the cold weeks of December 2015.

Merry XXXmas from Shotgunner.

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released December 19, 2015

Caroling Choir: Brandon Knott, Luke Barry, Diego Fernandez, and Doug the Slug Nunez
Instrumentation & Arrangements: Luke Barry and Diego Fernandez

Produced, mixed and mastered by Diego Fernandez of Oracle Studios
Artwork and logo by Dominik Schäfer of Wappenschmied

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Shotgunner Edmonton, Alberta

In a world forgotten by time, only the lethal may survive. Shotgunner is a band of brigands making their mark with their own brand of Heavy Metal that can only be known as "Post Apocalyptic Party Metal."

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Track Name: It's the Most Wonderful Time With my Beer
It's the most wonderful time with my beer
With the drinking and yelling
And everyone telling you "Hey buddy, cheers!"
It's the most wonderful time with my beer
It's the most happenin' party of all
With the ladies we’re meeting causing drunk bar beatings
but we’ll win the brawl
It's the most happenin' party of all

There'll be parties for hosting
with chicks for pork roasting
and then we’ll be doing some blow
There'll be hairy bush stories
And tales of the glories of
parties from long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time with my beer
There'll be much liquor going
And beers will be flowing
oh the party is here
It's the most wonderful time with my beer

There'll be parties for hosting
with chicks for pork roasting
and then we’ll be doing some blow
There'll be hairy bush stories
And tales of the glories of
parties from long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time with my beer
There'll be much liquor going
And beers will be flowing
oh the party is here
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time with my beer
Track Name: Winter Wastedland
Bottles ring
As they’re clinkin’
In the bar
Where were drinkin'
A beautiful sight,
We're all drinkin' tonight
Drinkin' in a winter wasted land

Gone away, are the Blue Ribbons
Here to stay, is the Gibsons
We sing a drunk song,
As we go along
Drinkin' in a winter wasted land

We can drink a 60 of Bow Valley
And pretend that it is Gold Patrone
We’ll ask are you married
She’ll say yes man
But we can do the job
When we're in town

Later on
We'll conspire
As we drink by the fire
We’re up to get laid
With a romp in the hay
Drinkin' in a winter wasted land

Bottles ring
As they’re clinkin’
In the bar
Where were drinking
A beautiful sight,
We're all drinkin' tonight
Drinkin' in a winter wasted land

Gone away, are the blue ribbons
Here to stay is the Gibsons
We sing a drunk song,
As we go along
Drinkin' in a winter wastedland

In the meadow, we can drink even more
And Party until the sun is down
Gotta make another run to the beer store
How will we get to the other side of town?

When it snows
Ain't it thrilling
Oh your beer, gets a chilling
We'll drink every day, the Shotgunner way
Drinkin' in winter wasted land
Track Name: Merry XXXmas
Merry XXXmas
Gotta keg in the snow and it’s ready to go
Talkin' booze and drugs and Sexmas
Stuff some stockings, eat some pie
We’ll be drinking 'til the new year
Got some hoe hoe hoe’s and they're ready to go
We'll be drinkin' all of your beers
A shot of eggnog in my rye

Deck my balls with chicks named Holly
Tis the season to be drunk and jolly
Last Christmas I gave you a keg
That same day we drank it away
And tonight we drink again!

Merry XXXmas
Santa's back with a great big sack
Talkin booze and drugs and sexmas
Keep your stick on the ice, we're drinkin' tonight
Sloppy holiday Cheers
Been drinkin' a lot but the night's not done
Shotgunnin' twenty-eight beers
And shot of eggnog in my rum

Merry XXXmas
Gotta keg in the snow and it’s ready to go
Talkin' booze and drugs and Sexmas
Stuff some stockings, eat some pie
We’ll be drinking 'til the new year
Got some hoe hoe hoe’s and they're ready to go
We'll be drinkin' all of your beers
A shot of eggnog in my rye

Blurry sight, a heavy night
All is loud and all is right
We got the list we’re checkin' it twice
For the babes, who are naughty, not nice
And tonight we’re going jingle all the way!