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Locked and Loaded

by Shotgunner

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Well the room is stuffy and these robes are hot I bet this trial is going different than you thought Take a look around you'll see the jury in the nude The bangin' of my gavel gonna getcha in the mood Outnumbered but not outmanned Gotta 12 inch gun in my hand Shootin down the sex crazed clergy Bullets flyin' it's a shotgun orgy Gotta get the hell outta here Gotta get myself another beer Got blood rushin to both my heads It's time to taste lead! We have security with bullet proof breasts Enough to really put your gun to the test You were far too late to the draw Now it's time to take the long cock of the law You've been found guilty to the highest degree I'll tie ya down and you'll never be free I'm the judge and I make the rules Now bow before my family jewels! I draw my gun at the ladies of the jury Shot all my ammo in a flurry But I got one last load saved just for you Ain't giving in to Judge Joe Browntown You know my lawyer ain't fuckin around And it's tough to close a case With my fist in your face! You gonna get it you brokeback cowboys! My secret weapon I will soon deploy You're just talk now, lie after lie We're gonna take you down, time for you to die!
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Shot shot shotgunner Welcome to the wasted wasteland Shot shot shotgunner Grab a beer and you'll understand Shot shot shotgunner It's how we live out here in the waste Shot shot shotgunner All we know has been erased The world is wasted and so am I All is forgotten I raise my bottle to the sky The world is wasted and so am I I'll keep on drinking 'til the day I die Alright! Out here in the dreaded heat I lie, I steal, I drink, and cheat I'm a cold blooded killer they know my name the gunslinging shotgunner with the deadly aim Heart stealin' lady killer with the 12 inch gun I've been with every girl under the desert sun Seen a million faces, never learned a name Just another dame and they're all the same Just a no good, lying thug with a gun. But darling out here there's no where to run Rely on nothin' but the luck of the draw Buckle up, double down, I'm no man of the law Over hundred men tried to step to me I cut em down light a smoke and watch 'em bleed The waste ain't a place for no 2 bit scum It'll chew ya up, spit you out back into the slum Out here on abandoned streets Step back yellow belly, take a seat This goddamn bounty is mine Locked and loaded wanted dead or alive Set out to take the kill The stakes are high and I have the will To take you down and collect my pay With a gun in your mouth it's time to say goodbye Shot shot shotgunner Welcome to the wasted wasteland Shot shot shotgunner Grab a beer and you'll understand Shot shot shotgunner It's how we live out here in the waste Shot shot shotgunner All we know has been erased
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Chüggernaut 05:23
Don’t you know who I am? I’m the Chuggernaut, bitch Gonna crush ya like a can and you’ll be gone I’m not a mutant tin head my powers are magical I’ll be chugging beers 'til the break of dawn No mortal man is a match for me Pick your poison motherfucker and you will see I’m a 7 foot tall beer crushin machine Bring your hardest hittin brewski and I’ll show ya what I mean I’m just 6 shots in and it’s just the first round and I won’t go down Let the liquor flow Its time for the show I’m gonna fuck shit up tonight I can not die so bring on the rye and say your good byes These drinks are for men so give them to me I’m drinking everything and I’m just 12 shots in and it’s the second round, I still won’t go down Let the liquor flow Its time for the show I’m gonna fuck shit up tonight I’m the Chuggernaut and I drink alone Liquor is the only friend that I’ve ever known There’s never been a man to pass the test Everyone in town knows that I am the best CHUG everything you got OR he will take it all and NOT let you set foot in this town again CHUG everything you got OR he will take it all and NOT ever let drink again so you better CHUG! ER! NAUT! Taste the fuckin wrath of the CHUG! ER! NAUT! Get drunk or die I’m 18 shots in and it’s just the third round but I still won’t go down Let the liquor flow Its time for the show I’m gonna fuck shit up tonight I’m goin all in so bring on the gin, my time’s runnin thin These drinks aren’t for men these drinks are for beasts, I’m drinking everything and I’m countless shots in, lost track of the rounds and I might go down now Let the liquor flow Its time for the show I’m gonna fuck shit up tonight The time has now come to bring on the rum and I’ll get me some These drinks aren’t for men these drinks are for beasts I’m drinking everything tonight I’m the Chuggernaut and I drink alone Liquor is the only friend that I’ve ever known There’s never been a man to pass the test Everyone in town knows that I am the best Don’t you know who I am? I’m the Chuggernaut, bitch Gonna crush ya like a can and you’ll be gone I’m not a mutant tin head my powers are magical I’ll be chugging beers 'til the break a dawn No mortal man is a match for me Pick your poison motherfucker and you’ll see I’m a 7 foot tall beer crushin machine Bring your hardest hittin brewski and I’ll show ya how to CHUG everything you got OR he will take it all and NOT let you set foot in this town again CHUG everything you got OR he will take it all and NOT ever let drink again so you better CHUG! ER! NAUT! Taste the fuckin wrath of the CHUG! ER! NAUT! Get drunk or die
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One more beer I'm over the edge The end is near I'm on the home stretch Been in the sun For far too long I'm down not out Fuck, I'm still going strong It's my breaking pint And my time is running low I will hold the light And I'll never let it go It's my breaking pint Time to say goodbye I've lost to the night One more drink before I... It's my breaking pint And my time is running low I will hold the light And I'll never let it go It's my breaking pint Time to say goodbye I've lost to the night One more drink before I die! Shit! Liquor in the box and I'm feelin' sick Got my beer goggles on, who the hell did I pick? She's a 2 at 10, and a 10 at 2 She's a hen not a chick. Gonna need another brew In a bad box feastin' on a beast I lost to the booze, done in by the yeast One more beer, I'm not giving up yet Sobriety will bring me to my end! One more beer I'm over the edge The end is near I'm on the home stretch Been in the sun For far too long I'm down not out Fuck, I'm still going strong It's my breaking pint And my time is running low I will hold the light And I'll never let it go It's my breaking pint Time to say goodbye I've lost to the night One more drink before I... It's my breaking pint And my time is running low I will hold the light And I'll never let it go It's my breaking pint Time to say goodbye I've lost to the night One more drink before I die!
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Black Ice 05:47
Wake up in the morning And open up the fridge Take a good look inside It's as dry as the waste outside Well when the times are tough and my throat is feelin parched When the gettin' is rough and the drinks are scarce When I'm lookin' to get lit I know where to turn my head to score the best two four you ever could get Black Ice you're running dry Black Ice and you're runnin outta rye Black Ice So say goodbye Black Ice The cold drew me in, and never let me go again Well, my thirst is never ending but my wallets always dry I got 6.1 reasons that I'm never gonna die When you've got the beggar's thirst, you know where to go Beneath the black ice where the golden rivers flow Yeah, if you're lookin' for a time, and you only got a dime Then I know just the place where we're gonna go Beyond the clear creek to the place that we seek To the land of cheap ale, now we do sail! It's thick, it's cheap, it'll put ya to sleep! Once I've got a taste I'm always feeling right Don't let it go to waste It leaves me ready to fight My head is spinnin' But my fists are workin' fine Can't think of anything For this next line! Well when the times are tough and my throat is parched When the gettin' is rough and the drinks are scarce Black Ice you're running dry Black Ice and you're runnin outta rye Black Ice So say goodbye Black Ice The cold drew me in, and never let me go again
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Showdown 05:26
Well I've been drinkin' since this morning Gettin' ready for the showdown My guns are cocked and loaded Some shit's about to go down I will give you one last warnin' and I'll take you down I will take you down! It's just about high noon and I'm rollin out of bed I'm hungover as hell and I want somebody dead Well I've been drinking since this morning I'm fuckin' ready for the showdown When the suns about to go down I'll be reaching for my guns And I'm always quick to the draw I will take on anyone I will take you down! I'll be there with two guns drawn Do away with you before the break of dawn When I get to killin' I like to do it fast Then I get to drinkin, have another draft When it comes to drinkin' you know I never stop til I find someone that I gotta drop Then I do it all again... Motherfucker, I killed a dozen like you before Chances are I'll kill a hundred more When the triggers been pulled, and you're in the dirt It always works up a helluva thirst When it comes to the draw, I'm always first Only way you're leaving is in a hearse You think you're livin in the wild west Just don't forget you're dueling with the best I'm a hard hitting, heavy drinkin' sum bitch Just one shot will put you down in the ditch Drank a slug o' whiskey 'fore I dug your grave Suddenly it seems to me, that you weren't so brave Been drinkin' since this morning and I'll never stop Til I meet someone that I gotta drop Then I do it all again Ready here, with gun in hand I will make my final stand My blood flows unto the stone but I won't die alone The sun sets on this this day The time has come for one last drink A final stand, I will make them pay No, I won't die alone I'll make them pay! I'll make them pay!
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I've drank with all the greats Descartes knows how to party A thousand years of drinkin really takes it's toll And you know, its got me doubtin' its got me doubtin' my soul A thousand years ago today I sold my soul Now I drink the days away I've seen the world whole, I can't die! Quem ego bibo ergo sum I drink therefore I am Quem ego bibo ergo sum I drink therefore I am I've drank with all the greats Descartes knows how to party A thousand years of drinkin really takes it's toll And you know, it's got me doubtin my soul It don't mean God damn nothin' How I feel today All that matters now is whether I'm alive Cuz I'm a hard motherfucker who'll never die I made a deal with a man in black he said your life will never end But should you lose your buzz my friend, to the depths of hell you will descend! Doomed is my soul, I drink or I die It seems my time has come, I drink my last drop of rum Now I know that Death is coming for me, but I'm not ready to cash in you'll see Double down all chips are in, challenging the master of sin The drinks are flowing and my life is on the line I'm gonna make that bastard pay this time I've been training a thousand years for today A duel with the devil, how cliche The drinks are flowing and I ain't going to Hell I'm standing up and I', breakin this spell I'm doubling down and all chips are in I'm challenging the master of sin When I win, (When I win) I'll be set free (You'll belong to me) If I lose, (When you lose) I'll spend eternity (With me) When I win, (When I win) I'll be set free (You'll belong to me) If I lose, (When you lose) I'll spend eternity (With me)
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Whiskey Rain 05:48
In a dingy saloon we met a dying old man He spoke of a land to the South, the kinda place you only hear by word of mouth The weather's as hot as the chicks, and liquor falls from the sky He gave us a map, but he said "Ten Cuidado" We snatched up the map and then we set out on the road He tried to tell us more, but we were sick of that old choad He warned us of grave danger, but we said suck our dicks He said a bunch of shit, but all we heard was booze and chicks We quest for whiskey rain... and for the 'tang! We set out on a glorious quest, The road is long just like my schlong Many days in the grueling heat We cruise for booze! We traverse the lands through seas and sands The air is thick just like my dick Plenty of drinks to keep us on our feet Shotgunner, motherfucker, we can't be beat! The golden temple, now not so far! We travelled far, now here we are We arrive at the sacred place, where the whiskey falls from the sky!

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released July 2, 2016

Brandon Knott - Vocals
Lucky Luke Barry - Guitar & Vocals
Diego Fernandez - Guitar & Vocals
Dan Wilberg - Guitar
Andrew Sutherland - Bass
Doug Nunez - Drums

All songs written and recorded by Shotgunner in 2016

Tracked, mixed, and mastered by Diego Fernandez at Oracle Studios

Logo, artwork and layout by Wappenschmied - wappenschmied.de

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Shotgunner Edmonton, Alberta

In a world forgotten by time, only the lethal may survive. Shotgunner is a band of brigands making their mark with their own brand of Heavy Metal that can only be known as "Post Apocalyptic Party Metal."

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