Well I've been drinkin' since this morning
Gettin' ready for the showdown
My guns are cocked and loaded
Some shit's about to go down
I will give you one last warnin'
and I'll take you down
I will take you down!

It's just about high noon and I'm rollin out of bed
I'm hungover as hell and I want somebody dead

Well I've been drinking since this morning
I'm fuckin' ready for the showdown
When the suns about to go down
I'll be reaching for my guns
And I'm always quick to the draw
I will take on anyone
I will take you down!

I'll be there with two guns drawn
Do away with you before the break of dawn
When I get to killin' I like to do it fast
Then I get to drinkin, have another draft
When it comes to drinkin' you know I never stop
til I find someone that I gotta drop
Then I do it all again...

Motherfucker, I killed a dozen like you before
Chances are I'll kill a hundred more
When the triggers been pulled, and you're in the dirt
It always works up a helluva thirst
When it comes to the draw, I'm always first
Only way you're leaving is in a hearse
You think you're livin in the wild west
Just don't forget you're dueling with the best

I'm a hard hitting, heavy drinkin' sum bitch
Just one shot will put you down in the ditch
Drank a slug o' whiskey 'fore I dug your grave
Suddenly it seems to me, that you weren't so brave
Been drinkin' since this morning and I'll never stop
Til I meet someone that I gotta drop
Then I do it all again

Ready here, with gun in hand
I will make my final stand
My blood flows unto the stone
but I won't die alone

The sun sets on this this day
The time has come for one last drink
A final stand, I will make them pay
No, I won't die alone I'll make them pay!

I'll make them pay!