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Orgy in the Court
05:58
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Well the room is stuffy and these robes are hot
I bet this trial is going different than you thought
Take a look around you'll see the jury in the nude
The bangin' of my gavel gonna getcha in the mood
Outnumbered but not outmanned
Gotta 12 inch gun in my hand
Shootin down the sex crazed clergy
Bullets flyin' it's a shotgun orgy
Gotta get the hell outta here
Gotta get myself another beer
Got blood rushin to both my heads
It's time to taste lead!
We have security with bullet proof breasts
Enough to really put your gun to the test
You were far too late to the draw
Now it's time to take the long cock of the law
You've been found guilty to the highest degree
I'll tie ya down and you'll never be free
I'm the judge and I make the rules
Now bow before my family jewels!
I draw my gun at the ladies of the jury
Shot all my ammo in a flurry
But I got one last load saved just for you
Ain't giving in to Judge Joe Browntown
You know my lawyer ain't fuckin around
And it's tough to close a case
With my fist in your face!
You gonna get it you brokeback cowboys!
My secret weapon I will soon deploy
You're just talk now, lie after lie
We're gonna take you down, time for you to die!
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Welcome to the Wasteland
05:09
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Shot shot shotgunner
Welcome to the wasted wasteland
Shot shot shotgunner
Grab a beer and you'll understand
Shot shot shotgunner
It's how we live out here in the waste
Shot shot shotgunner
All we know has been erased
The world is wasted and so am I
All is forgotten I raise my bottle to the sky
The world is wasted and so am I
I'll keep on drinking 'til the day I die
Alright!
Out here in the dreaded heat
I lie, I steal, I drink, and cheat
I'm a cold blooded killer they know my name
the gunslinging shotgunner with the deadly aim
Heart stealin' lady killer with the 12 inch gun
I've been with every girl under the desert sun
Seen a million faces, never learned a name
Just another dame and they're all the same
Just a no good, lying thug with a gun.
But darling out here there's no where to run
Rely on nothin' but the luck of the draw
Buckle up, double down, I'm no man of the law
Over hundred men tried to step to me
I cut em down light a smoke and watch 'em bleed
The waste ain't a place for no 2 bit scum
It'll chew ya up, spit you out back into the slum
Out here on abandoned streets
Step back yellow belly, take a seat
This goddamn bounty is mine
Locked and loaded wanted dead or alive
Set out to take the kill
The stakes are high and I have the will
To take you down and collect my pay
With a gun in your mouth it's time to say goodbye
Shot shot shotgunner
Welcome to the wasted wasteland
Shot shot shotgunner
Grab a beer and you'll understand
Shot shot shotgunner
It's how we live out here in the waste
Shot shot shotgunner
All we know has been erased
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4. |
Chüggernaut
05:23
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Don’t you know who I am? I’m the Chuggernaut, bitch
Gonna crush ya like a can and you’ll be gone
I’m not a mutant tin head my powers are magical
I’ll be chugging beers 'til the break of dawn
No mortal man is a match for me
Pick your poison motherfucker and you will see
I’m a 7 foot tall beer crushin machine
Bring your hardest hittin brewski and I’ll show ya what I mean
I’m just 6 shots in and it’s just the first round and I won’t go down
Let the liquor flow Its time for the show I’m gonna fuck shit up tonight
I can not die so bring on the rye and say your good byes
These drinks are for men so give them to me I’m drinking everything and
I’m just 12 shots in and it’s the second round, I still won’t go down
Let the liquor flow Its time for the show I’m gonna fuck shit up tonight
I’m the Chuggernaut and I drink alone
Liquor is the only friend that I’ve ever known
There’s never been a man to pass the test
Everyone in town knows that I am the best
CHUG everything you got OR he will take it all and NOT let you set foot in this town again
CHUG everything you got OR he will take it all and NOT ever let drink again so you better
CHUG! ER! NAUT! Taste the fuckin wrath of the
CHUG! ER! NAUT! Get drunk or die
I’m 18 shots in and it’s just the third round but I still won’t go down
Let the liquor flow Its time for the show I’m gonna fuck shit up tonight
I’m goin all in so bring on the gin, my time’s runnin thin
These drinks aren’t for men these drinks are for beasts, I’m drinking everything and
I’m countless shots in, lost track of the rounds and I might go down now
Let the liquor flow Its time for the show I’m gonna fuck shit up tonight
The time has now come to bring on the rum and I’ll get me some
These drinks aren’t for men these drinks are for beasts I’m drinking everything tonight
I’m the Chuggernaut and I drink alone
Liquor is the only friend that I’ve ever known
There’s never been a man to pass the test
Everyone in town knows that I am the best
Don’t you know who I am? I’m the Chuggernaut, bitch
Gonna crush ya like a can and you’ll be gone
I’m not a mutant tin head my powers are magical
I’ll be chugging beers 'til the break a dawn
No mortal man is a match for me
Pick your poison motherfucker and you’ll see
I’m a 7 foot tall beer crushin machine
Bring your hardest hittin brewski and I’ll show ya how to
CHUG everything you got OR he will take it all and NOT let you set foot in this town again
CHUG everything you got OR he will take it all and NOT ever let drink again so you better
CHUG! ER! NAUT! Taste the fuckin wrath of the
CHUG! ER! NAUT! Get drunk or die
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5. |
Breaking Pint
02:54
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One more beer
I'm over the edge
The end is near
I'm on the home stretch
Been in the sun
For far too long
I'm down not out
Fuck, I'm still going strong
It's my breaking pint
And my time is running low
I will hold the light
And I'll never let it go
It's my breaking pint
Time to say goodbye
I've lost to the night
One more drink before I...
It's my breaking pint
And my time is running low
I will hold the light
And I'll never let it go
It's my breaking pint
Time to say goodbye
I've lost to the night
One more drink before I die!
Shit!
Liquor in the box and I'm feelin' sick
Got my beer goggles on, who the hell did I pick?
She's a 2 at 10, and a 10 at 2
She's a hen not a chick. Gonna need another brew
In a bad box feastin' on a beast
I lost to the booze, done in by the yeast
One more beer, I'm not giving up yet
Sobriety will bring me to my end!
One more beer
I'm over the edge
The end is near
I'm on the home stretch
Been in the sun
For far too long
I'm down not out
Fuck, I'm still going strong
It's my breaking pint
And my time is running low
I will hold the light
And I'll never let it go
It's my breaking pint
Time to say goodbye
I've lost to the night
One more drink before I...
It's my breaking pint
And my time is running low
I will hold the light
And I'll never let it go
It's my breaking pint
Time to say goodbye
I've lost to the night
One more drink before I die!
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6. |
Black Ice
05:47
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Wake up in the morning
And open up the fridge
Take a good look inside
It's as dry as the waste outside
Well when the times are tough
and my throat is feelin parched
When the gettin' is rough
and the drinks are scarce
When I'm lookin' to get lit
I know where to turn my head
to score the best two four you ever could get
Black Ice
you're running dry
Black Ice
and you're runnin outta rye
Black Ice
So say goodbye
Black Ice
The cold drew me in, and never let me go again
Well, my thirst is never ending but my wallets always dry
I got 6.1 reasons that I'm never gonna die
When you've got the beggar's thirst, you know where to go
Beneath the black ice where the golden rivers flow
Yeah, if you're lookin' for a time, and you only got a dime
Then I know just the place where we're gonna go
Beyond the clear creek to the place that we seek
To the land of cheap ale, now we do sail!
It's thick, it's cheap, it'll put ya to sleep!
Once I've got a taste
I'm always feeling right
Don't let it go to waste
It leaves me ready to fight
My head is spinnin'
But my fists are workin' fine
Can't think of anything
For this next line!
Well when the times are tough
and my throat is parched
When the gettin' is rough
and the drinks are scarce
Black Ice
you're running dry
Black Ice
and you're runnin outta rye
Black Ice
So say goodbye
Black Ice
The cold drew me in, and never let me go again
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7. |
Showdown
05:26
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Well I've been drinkin' since this morning
Gettin' ready for the showdown
My guns are cocked and loaded
Some shit's about to go down
I will give you one last warnin'
and I'll take you down
I will take you down!
It's just about high noon and I'm rollin out of bed
I'm hungover as hell and I want somebody dead
Well I've been drinking since this morning
I'm fuckin' ready for the showdown
When the suns about to go down
I'll be reaching for my guns
And I'm always quick to the draw
I will take on anyone
I will take you down!
I'll be there with two guns drawn
Do away with you before the break of dawn
When I get to killin' I like to do it fast
Then I get to drinkin, have another draft
When it comes to drinkin' you know I never stop
til I find someone that I gotta drop
Then I do it all again...
Motherfucker, I killed a dozen like you before
Chances are I'll kill a hundred more
When the triggers been pulled, and you're in the dirt
It always works up a helluva thirst
When it comes to the draw, I'm always first
Only way you're leaving is in a hearse
You think you're livin in the wild west
Just don't forget you're dueling with the best
I'm a hard hitting, heavy drinkin' sum bitch
Just one shot will put you down in the ditch
Drank a slug o' whiskey 'fore I dug your grave
Suddenly it seems to me, that you weren't so brave
Been drinkin' since this morning and I'll never stop
Til I meet someone that I gotta drop
Then I do it all again
Ready here, with gun in hand
I will make my final stand
My blood flows unto the stone
but I won't die alone
The sun sets on this this day
The time has come for one last drink
A final stand, I will make them pay
No, I won't die alone I'll make them pay!
I'll make them pay!
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8. |
I Drink Therefore I am
05:47
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I've drank with all the greats
Descartes knows how to party
A thousand years of drinkin really takes it's toll
And you know, its got me doubtin'
its got me doubtin' my soul
A thousand years ago today
I sold my soul
Now I drink the days away
I've seen the world whole, I can't die!
Quem ego bibo ergo sum
I drink therefore I am
Quem ego bibo ergo sum
I drink therefore I am
I've drank with all the greats
Descartes knows how to party
A thousand years of drinkin really takes it's toll
And you know, it's got me doubtin my soul
It don't mean God damn nothin'
How I feel today
All that matters now is whether I'm alive
Cuz I'm a hard motherfucker who'll never die
I made a deal with a man in black he said your life will never end
But should you lose your buzz my friend, to the depths of hell you will descend!
Doomed is my soul, I drink or I die
It seems my time has come, I drink my last drop of rum
Now I know that Death is coming for me, but I'm not ready to cash in you'll see
Double down all chips are in, challenging the master of sin
The drinks are flowing and my life is on the line
I'm gonna make that bastard pay this time
I've been training a thousand years for today
A duel with the devil, how cliche
The drinks are flowing and I ain't going to Hell
I'm standing up and I', breakin this spell
I'm doubling down and all chips are in
I'm challenging the master of sin
When I win, (When I win)
I'll be set free (You'll belong to me)
If I lose, (When you lose)
I'll spend eternity (With me)
When I win, (When I win)
I'll be set free (You'll belong to me)
If I lose, (When you lose)
I'll spend eternity (With me)
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Whiskey Rain
05:48
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In a dingy saloon we met a dying old man
He spoke of a land to the South, the kinda place you only hear by word of mouth
The weather's as hot as the chicks, and liquor falls from the sky
He gave us a map, but he said
"Ten Cuidado"
We snatched up the map and then we set out on the road
He tried to tell us more, but we were sick of that old choad
He warned us of grave danger, but we said suck our dicks
He said a bunch of shit, but all we heard was booze and chicks
We quest for whiskey rain... and for the 'tang!
We set out on a glorious quest,
The road is long just like my schlong
Many days in the grueling heat
We cruise for booze!
We traverse the lands through seas and sands
The air is thick just like my dick
Plenty of drinks to keep us on our feet
Shotgunner, motherfucker, we can't be beat!
The golden temple, now not so far!
We travelled far, now here we are
We arrive at the sacred place, where the whiskey falls from the sky!
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Shotgunner Edmonton, Alberta
In a world forgotten by time, only the lethal may survive. Shotgunner is a band of brigands making their mark with their own brand of Heavy Metal that can only be known as "Post Apocalyptic Party Metal."
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